'It Will Give You Superpowers'

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10/21/2016 at 23:02 • Filed to: None

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Thats pretty much the only way to convince me to eat something that is 216 fucking years old.


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > PS9
10/21/2016 at 23:05

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You won’t believe what happens next!

Food poisoning!


Kinja'd!!! S65 > interstate366, now In The Industry
10/21/2016 at 23:08

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That’s it?


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > S65
10/21/2016 at 23:10

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Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > PS9
10/21/2016 at 23:16

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I’ve had pemmican before. It was... interesting.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > PS9
10/21/2016 at 23:20

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Is “wait a century” part of how you make it?


Kinja'd!!! Zip-McBump > PS9
10/21/2016 at 23:26

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Nonsense. Real men subsist exclusively on hardtack and rum.


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > PS9
10/21/2016 at 23:38

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Nope. I have a rough enough time dealing with aged meats. “Just cut the green parts out” they say.

Aneurysms on demand is not a superpower.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > For Sweden
10/21/2016 at 23:46

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No.

“Wait two centuries” is.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > scoob
10/21/2016 at 23:55

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Only if it’s not ready after one century.


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > PS9
10/21/2016 at 23:58

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That has got to be completely rancid by now even if it hasn’t completely decomposed...


Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > S65
10/22/2016 at 01:47

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I would say probably a few broken teeth as well.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > PS9
10/22/2016 at 03:21

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Superfood? wut? It gives you the superhuman ability to poop your intestines out? lol


Kinja'd!!! John Norris (AngryDrifter) > PS9
10/22/2016 at 10:58

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(scene: a Cannery in New York in 1820)

First Cook: “Hey this stuff tastes terrible!”

Second Cook: “Put it over there and let it set for 200 years.”


Kinja'd!!! Hateful Mate > PS9
12/23/2016 at 16:18

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For men and dogs. I guess they didn’t want to put their women at risk?